"Ashton, I want to give you something.."
"like a.. a blowjob"
"come here, princess"
(From what I understand, the police thought they heard a gunshot and started throwing tear gas into the crowd. Correct me if I’m wrong)
What did the cat say to the dog?
cats don’t talk
making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen
maybe Jesus was gay the whole time and was actually saying “ah, men”
STOP I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING
im extremely cute but im MAD!!! AND FULL OF HELLFIRE ONLY REVOLUTION WILL DOUSE
ARE YOU KIDDING ME THAT’S THE CUTEST WORD IN ASSOCIATION TO OUR MARBLE LOVER OF LIBERTY I’VE EVER CAME ACROSS